You have pilfered a dirty, sticky handkerchief.&
All your victim possessed was a greasy hairbrush.&
Your victim's pockets were empty, except for some string and a bit of
paper.&
You have pilfered a few worthless pebbles.&
Your victim had nothing worth stealing, just some scraps of snake skin.&
For some reason, your victim was carrying a dead rat around.
There were a few pieces of glass in your victim's pocket with which you
almost cut yourself.&
You have pilfered a small piece of cloth, speckled with blood.&
There is nothing in your victim's pocket but an ink-stained handkerchief.&
Your victim was carrying nothing but a small scrap of yellow fabric.&
All you managed to pilfer from your victim was a shopping list.&
Your victim's pockets were full of leaves, none of which are particularly
rare or unusual.&
There is a draft for a romantic poem in your victim's pocket. It looks like
a bad poem.&
Your victim was carrying a bit of deer horn in a satchel.&
There was nothing of interest in your victim's pockets, just some dice for
gambling.&
There were only two buttons and a bit of thread in your victim's pockets.&
There were a few grapes in your victim's pockets, apparently being saved
for later consumption.&
You have pilfered a crust of bread, apparently once part of a sandwich.&
There was a small piece of meat in your victim's pocket, apparently once
part of a sandwich.&
There was not much of interest in your victim's satchel, just a bit of bone
from a small mammal.&
There was a small glass marble in your victim's pocket, pretty but
useless.&
You have pilfered a small square of red fabric from your victim's satchel.&
You have not pilfered much of interest, just a piece of cheese and a scrap
of crusty bread.&
There was some twine in your victim's pocket, but not enough to be of any
use to you.&
There is little of use in your victim's pockets, just some lint, a bit of
thread, and an old button.&
There is very little in your victim's pockets worth taking, just a few
scraps of tattered paper.&
Your victim's pockets are greasy with oil - apparently something spilled in
there.&
All you pilfer from your victim is a soiled handkerchief.&
You pilfer a note from your victim, a shopping list for a nearby equipment
store.&
Your victim was carrying two small pieces of wood, apparently something
that needed repair.&
There is nothing of interest in your victim's pocket, just a few flakes of
lint.&
You find nothing in your victim's pockets, just a bit of lint and a piece
of string.&
You find a small, warm, wet ball in your victim's satchel - possibly a bit
of bat guano.&
You have pilfered a small engraving of a woman, apparently your victim's mother.&
You have pilfered a note, a letter from your victim's father, detailing
hometown gossip.&
You pilfer a few amateurly drawn charcoal sketches from your victim.&
Your victim had nothing but a letter from a friend, describing life in a
nearby village.&
You find an unmailed letter to your victim's mother, describing the petty
crime common to the area.&
You pilfer a pressed wildflower from your victim, pretty but not uncommon
at all.&
Your victim was carrying a packet of seeds, most of which are blackened
with age.&
There is nothing useful in your victim's pockets, just a small ball of
wax.&
You find nothing of value in your victim's satchel, just a ball of flavored
wax.&
You pilfer a receipt from a faraway tavern.&
Your victim is carrying nothing of value, just a small square of black
velvet.&
There is nothing of value in your victim's pocket.&
You successfully search your victim's satchel, but nothing in it is of
value.&
You do not find anything of worth in your victim's pockets.&
There is nothing in your victim's pocket except a dull letter from a friend
in a neighboring village.&
You pilfer a few pebbles your victim has unaccountably been collecting.&
All you pilfer from your victim is a contract from a local moneylender for
ten gold pieces.&
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