Why did the %ra put the letters 'T.G.I.F.' on his boots? To remind himself - Toes Go In First!&
Most %ra family trees don't fork!&
What do a %ra and a bottle of port have in common? They're both
empty from the neck up!&
You know, you might be a %ra if you have grease under your
toenails&
How do you get a %ra's eyes to sparkle? Put a torch in his ear!&
You know, you might be a %ra if it's impossible to see food stains on
your armor&
What did the %ra girl say after someone blew in her ear? 'Thanks for
the refill!'&
What do you call a %ra with half a brain? Gifted!&
Why do %ra women wear undergarments? To keep their ankles warm!& How do
you make a %ra laugh on Morndas? Tell him a joke on Fredas!& You know,
it only takes one drink to get a %ra drunk. I can't remember if it's
the thirteenth or the fourteenth.&
What do you call a basement with more than one %ra? A WHINE cellar!&
Over at the %nt, spitting will cost you a copper piece. But you can
throw up for free!&
What do a smart %ra and an orcoblin have in common? They're both
extinct!&
You know, lots of people say that %ra kids procrastinate too much. Well,
just you wait.&
What is a %ra doing when he holds his hands tight over his ears? Trying
to hold a thought!&
How can you tell if a %ra is lying? His lips are moving!&
What do you say to a %ra woman to convince her to go to bed with you? Have
another ale!&
Why is it %cn has the most %ra adventurers, and %cn2 has the most
goblins? %cn2 had the first choice!&
What is the first thing a %ra woman does in the morning? Walk home!& Did
you hear there are a couple dyslexics at the %tem? They're always arguing
about the existence of Dog.&
What did the %ra woman say after she was told she was pregnant? 'Is it
mine?'!&
What a %ra lacks in intelligence, he makes up for in stupidity.&
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I will happily eat a
politician or a %ra.
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